jordangreywolf

An ode to a fierce goblin-gobbling kitty-cat, as composed and performed by Olik the Unlucky, after the Great Goblin Gish-Fest at Sandpoint.

Garfield the goblin-eating ti-ger,
Mighty mass of muscle, teeth, and fur!

Garfield the goblin-eating ti-ger,
Sandpoint's hero: listen to him purr!

(*rapid verses*)
With his sidekick Branch,
A woodsy bloke,
He grabbed all those gobs,
'Til they all broke!
With slashing claws,
And scimitars,
They drove off the horde,
From near and far,
Turned them inside out,
And upside down,
Tore off their noggins,
Then tossed around.

(*slower, deliberate pacing*)
So in the end,
The goblins are now,
Nothing more than
Minced-up KITTY CHOW!

(*finale*)
Garfield the goblin-eating ti-ger,
Greatest slayer of goblins there ever were*!

(* Note: Yes, I know that's horrible grammar. Bardic license. ;) )